i just poobed my pants 8 table
mom: hurry up and get ready
me: yeah of course
me: ok im ready
mom: cool because im not
mom: [spends an hour smoking instead of taking me to the place i need to be]
happy2bsad:

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happy2bsad:

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when did pride even happen

beCAUSE MY EAR IS STILL SUNBURNT

soMETIMES SNAPCHAT GLITCHES OUT FOR ME AND I DONT GET SNAOPCHATS FOR MONTHS BUT WHEN IT STARTS WORKING AGAIN IM BOMBARDED WITH WIFE SNAPCHATS AND LET ME TELL U ITS LIKE CHRISTMAS

die you green dino memer monster
suckishman describing me perfectly

all ththe wife wants for her boirthday is pictures of my face im literally goign to marry this womaN

the amount of memeing i do in the presence of these nerds is incredible and terrifying

socpens:

please help

socpens:

please help